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Heart Puns
When it came to tilling his garden by hand, he put a lot of heart into it.
He was gung hoe.
Puns
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet?
A UF-hoe.
Alien Puns
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Jokes For Women
Men: Bros before Hoes. Women: Sisters before Misters.
Garden Quotes
"The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig."
- Texas Bix Bender, Don't Throw in the Trowel