fib Jokes

fib Jokes and more.

Heart Puns

“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??
Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”

Nurse Puns

How do nurses and doctors keep people from lying about their medical history?
They use the de-FIB-rillator.