You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
How was Heaven when you left it?
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.