Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?