Knock Knock Jokes

The classic knock knock joke has so many hilarious variations, and they're all here.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Worm!

Worm who?

Worm to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock Knock Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who ... three, four, five!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?