Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy all over in the morning.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can Of Worms!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say "Control freak who" now.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who ... three, four, five!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I'm leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!