Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock Knock Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who ... three, four, five!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can Of Worms!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!