Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say "Control freak who" now.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock - oops i did it again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who ... three, four, five!