Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lee
Lee who?
Lee me alone - I've got a headache!
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can Of Worms!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock - oops i did it again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I'm leaving!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?