Food Pick Up Lines

Use these hilarious food pick up lines to make him or her laugh.

Food Pick Up Lines

You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
I think we're mint to be!
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
You leave me Wonton more.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
I'd love to see you s'more.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
You are my raisin to smile.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
You're my missing ingredient.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.