I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches