People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.