Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."