Flight Puns

These airplane puns won't fly over your head - we promise!

Flight Puns

Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.