Flight Puns

These airplane puns won't fly over your head - we promise!

Flight Puns

Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.