Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.