Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.