Flight Puns

These airplane puns won't fly over your head - we promise!

Flight Puns

People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.