When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches