Flight Puns

These airplane puns won't fly over your head - we promise!

Flight Puns

What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.