Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.