Flight Puns

These airplane puns won't fly over your head - we promise!

Flight Puns

Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.