"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
“It’s my car now, but as soon as it’s fixed, it’ll be my daughter’s again.”
– Jeff Stahler
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt, and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.”
– Jenn McKinlay
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler