“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
“Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.”
— Robert Paul
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
“Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.”
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae