“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
“Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.”
— Robert Paul
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.”
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green