"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt, and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.”
– Jenn McKinlay