“It’s my car now, but as soon as it’s fixed, it’ll be my daughter’s again.”
– Jeff Stahler
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt, and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.”
– Jenn McKinlay
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”