“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
– George Carlin
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“It’s my car now, but as soon as it’s fixed, it’ll be my daughter’s again.”
– Jeff Stahler
"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt, and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.”
– Jenn McKinlay