“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
“Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.”
— Robert Paul
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns