"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt, and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.”
– Jenn McKinlay
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra