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Octopus Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
What do you get when you cross a dog and an octopus?

A reprimand from the Scientific Morals and Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of your grant funding.
Fish Puns
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
‘I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!’
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!
One Liners for Kids
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles.
Turkey Puns
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
Crab Puns
Why didn’t the lobster and crab share their lunch with an octopus?
Because they are too shellfish.
Puns
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
10-tickles.
Thanksgiving Jokes
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?

Finally enough drumsticks for everybody at Thanksgiving. Provided you can catch the darned critter.
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