Conspiracy Jokes

A Flat Earther in Heaven A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time. So of course the man said: "Was I right?? Is the earth actually flat?" God chuckled and said: "Of course not." The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring: "This goes even higher than I thought..."
Why are conspiracy theories are like moon landings?
Because they're all fake.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
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