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Have You Heard This One? An Alluring Poodle...

 Three handsome male dogs were walking down the street when they saw a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. The three male dogs fell over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but ended up arriving in front of her at the same time.
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The males were speechless before her beauty, slobbering all over themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decided to be kind and tell them:

“The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.” 

The sturdy, muscular black lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.” 

“Oh, how childish,” said the poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.” 


She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?” 

“Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese,” blurted the Golden Retriever. 

“My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the lab’s sentence.” 

She then turned to the final dog and said, “How about you, little guy?” 

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, was the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gave her a smile, a sly wink, turned to the Golden Retriever and the lab and said....

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“Liver alone, cheese mine."
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