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Apparently What Works for Some Doesn't Work for Others...

 Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives.

 

All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers.

 

After a few days they met up for lunch and compared notes. 

 

The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

 

He saw me and said: 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long." 

 

The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.

 

When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night!" 

The married woman said: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night, when my husband came home.

 

I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

 

As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said: 'What's for dinner, Batman?'"

Images by depositphotos.com

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