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Apparently What Works for Some Doesn't Work for Others...

 Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives.


All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers.


After a few days they met up for lunch and compared notes. 


The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.


He saw me and said: 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long." 


The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.


When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night!" 

The married woman said: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night, when my husband came home.


I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.


As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said: 'What's for dinner, Batman?'"

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