Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.