This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."