The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you