What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.