Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."