When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.