What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Can I be your next varietal?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Do you like free samples?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?