It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.