My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I love all of your stratified layers!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You are the square to my root.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You are one well-defined function!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.