Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm wearing my mask
why aren't you?
Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red,
Relationships are tough,
The reason I love you,
Is we hate the same stuff.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You snore like a bear,
But I’m still into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a donkey,
And smell like one too.
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who crapped in my garden?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please keep your flowers,
And your poems too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You’re a pyscho,
But I still love you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unoriginal,
This is all I can do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
tl;dr
They differ in hue.
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I really messed up
Now what can I do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow
Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are green,
Violets are blue,
I’m colorblind.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt,
Can I touch it forever?
Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?