Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You snore like a bear,
But I’m still into you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You’re a pyscho,
But I still love you.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I really messed up
Now what can I do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.
Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
tl;dr
They differ in hue.
Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.