I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.
All I had to do was wok in for my interview!
What did the astronaut see in his frying pan?
An Unidentified Frying Object.
What's a chef's favourite drug?
Pot.
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life.
I decided to try growing pot...
So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all.
I used to have an electric wok but I had to get rid of it
Wouldn’t run.
I tried smoking pot once.
I choked on the handle.
My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.
Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.
What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?
Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
Wife is frying a lot of mushrooms in a tiny pan.
Me: Doesn't look like you have mushroom left in there.
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms
My girlfriend was arrested for assault using an iron skillet
We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried.
"Can you help me get this pots and pans drawer in order? Something seems stuck here", My wife said one morning.
To which I said, "Sure honey, I hope this pans out"
I was boiling vegetables in the saucepan the other day when my wife went to move it...
I said careful, it’s got a leek in it.
The guests were already at the door and we realized we forgot to make dessert. As a last-minute resort, my wife took the skillet, spread some frosting on it and said,
"Pancake".
My son asked me where the pan was.
I told him, naturally, it went on a wok.
How is Europe like a frying pan?
It has Greece at the bottom.
Did you hear about the fellow who threw away his new iron skillet?
It smelt funny...
I bought this strange novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
My wife won a large ceramic pot
She definitely urned it.
What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow
A wun.
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?
Japan.