Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
You mermaid to go far.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Long time no sea.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Wish upon a starfish.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
You seem a little mer-mad.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
You mermake me happy.
We were mermaid for each other.
Fishing you a happy day.
Call me on the shellphone.
Seas the day!
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
I think you're mer-mazing.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
You are shrimply the best!
You really mermaid my day.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.