You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You have one compact set.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You are the square to my root.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I less than three you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!