Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
I whale-y like you.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
We make a great pear
I’ll always be running-back to you.
You're my purr-son.
I’m soy
into you.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
I whale always love you.
I have bean thinking about you.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
You’re right up my alley.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
"I'm nuts about you."
We bee-long together.
Owl always love you.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
I love you deerly.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.