Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
"I wood never leaf you."
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I whale-y like you.
I’m soy
into you.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I like you sow much.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
"You bake me crazy."
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
I cannoli be happy
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
You're one in a melon.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
You’re right up my alley.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
when I’m with you.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
Some bunny loves you.
"I lava you."
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
I whale always love you.