What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
I pitcher us together forever.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
"Aloe you vera much."
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Your love will always be up to par.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
I like you sow much.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
I always have a souper time with you.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
You met all of my koala-fications
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
I love you and I ain’t lion.
I always have a ball with you.
"I lava you."
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
I’m soy
into you.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
You're my purr-son.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.