How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
I always have a ball with you.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
when I’m with you.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
You make miso happy.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
"Yoda one for me."
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
You octopi my thoughts.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
You’re right up my alley.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
I always have a souper time with you.
I love you deerly.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
I pitcher us together forever.
"I lava you."
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
You're my purr-son.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I love you berry much.
I have bean
thinking about you.
Some bunny loves you.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.