My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.