What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.