Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.