In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.