Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Baby, you rock my world!
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!