Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
I wanna bob for your apples.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
You know what they say... Big Feet.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
Nice pumpkins!
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.