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This Joke Starts With Two Guys Coming Across a Big Hole

When two guys happen across a deep hole in the woods, they decided to see how deep it really is by throwing a few pebbles to the bottom...

Joke: Two Thieves and the Lord

There once were two very successful thieves...

Joke: Two Roofers in a Fix

Two roofers are working on the roof of a barn when a slight mishap means that they knock the ladder over. Fortunately, there's another way down...

Joke: A Tale of Two Pilots

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.

Why Are These Two Dogs Arguing?

A subtitled argument between 2 huskies.

Joke: Two Priests in Hawaii

Two priests head to Hawaii on vacation. While enjoying the beach, a beautiful young blonde saunters over to them...

Joke: The Two Letters

A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend.

Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign

Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...

Joke: Two Blondes and a Problem

Two blondes were exiting a restaurant when they discovered, to their horror, that they locked their keys in their car.

Joke: Two Blondes and a Lightbulb

Two blondes are working at a warehouse...

Joke: Two Villagers On Their First Flight

This joke begins with two country boys taking their first ever flight.

This Joke Begins With Two Communists...

This joke begins with 2 communists wanting to emigrate to the USSR...

Joke: Two Nuns Shopping For Booze

Two nuns are shopping in the liquor section of a food store...

Two Generations of Golf Compete, Who Will Be the Winner?

Old generation vs. new generation - Who is the better?

Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch

Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...

This Joke Begins With Two Happy Soldiers...

This joke begins with 2 soldiers getting promoted...

Joke: Two Honeymooners Take a Flirtatious Dip...

A couple of honeymooners think that they're alone in a swimming pool when her bikini comes off. It turns out that they weren't alone at all...

Two Woodpeckers Have a Chat (Hilarious Joke)

When two woodpeckers, one from California and another from Hawaii meet up and have a chat, the conversation soon turns to wood-pecking...

Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch (Hilarious Joke)

Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...

Two Blondes Are Better Than One... Or Are They? (Funny)

A blonde has managed to lock herself out of her car at the gas station. Using a coat hanger to try and get back in, she begins to struggle a little.

Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona

A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...

David vs. David: Comparing Two Classic Sculptures

Examining two sculptures by two distinct and famous artists: Donatello and Michelangelo

Joke: Two Elderly Men and the Whole-Wheat Bread

Two elderly men are having a conversation about lovemaking, when one of them proclaims that he slept with a 30-year-old multiple times. He reveals his secret....

Trivia: Are You a World War Two History Buff?

How well do you know the events of WWII?

This Joke Starts With Two Canaries Sharing a Cage

After many months in a cage together, a male and female canary finally get talking to each other. The male soon decides to make his move...

This Joke Starts With Two Sisters Buying a Bull

A blonde and a brunette inherit a ranch that they progressively run into the ground. They're told that they need a bull in order to save the day...

These Two Idiots Are Divulging Their Secrets (Funny Joke)

Two panhandlers are discussing how they make their money. One doesn't realize what the other does to make so much more, but it soon becomes apparent...

Silly Joke: The Fisherman and His Two Sons...

This joke begins with a fisherman who had two sons...

Two Nerds Meet On Campus (Hilarious Joke)

When a nerdy student meets a fellow nerdy student on campus, he notices that he's turned up on a shiny new racing bike. He soon becomes curious...

This Joke Starts With Two Stupid Scoundrels Having a Drink...

Two stupid scoundrels are having a drink in a saloon in the Wild West. The barman tells them about a terrible thing the Indians did to his barn...

TRIVIA: Are You a World War Two History Buff?

World War Two was probably the most epoch changing war in human history. So, how well do you know the events that changed our history forever?

This Joke Starts With Two Men Sinking In Their Boat

When two friends are on a boat that starts to sink, the first priority is to get to shore. A spot of misinterpretation adds to the confusion (and the humor!).

This Joke Starts With Two Elderly People In a Trailer Park

Two elderly people sharing a trailer home decide that it's time to get married...

Two-Colored Cookies – An Easy Recipe That’ll Amaze Guests

Are you looking for an exciting cookie recipe? Look no further than this swirled two-colored cookie that tastes just as delicious as it looks!

Grandma, Her Two Lawyers and the Judge (Funny)

When a grandma enters court, little did the lawyers defending her know how their reputations were to be ruined in a matter of second...

Two Farm Boys Give Some "Assistance" to a Woman (Funny)

When a woman's car breaks down in the countryside, she begins walking down the road to a farmhouse to ask for assistance. She soon meets two farmers...

This Joke Starts With Two Dogs Mating in Someone's Yard

Two guys are riding in a car when their conversation turns to their respective sex lives. One proposes alcohol as a method of getting more action...

Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!

This joke begins with an old man going to see a witch doctor

Learn This Amazing Two-Step Fix For Scratched Furniture

You can give your scratched furniture a whole new lease of life by learning this super-easy two-step solution. Take a look.

This Joke Starts With Two Men Going On a Camping Trip

Two men go camping in the woods and promise to do it again 20 years after. They come across a beautiful fishing brook...

Comparing the Two Strongest Phones on the Market 2017

Apple and Google have both launched their new flagship smartphones in a brand-new battle of the tech giants. Make your mind up about which is best here.

The Tale of the Two Wolves: One Good, One Evil...

This wise old Red Indian tale sums up something essential about human existence. The truth of this tale will do wonders for your spirit.

What two years in the land of plenty can do...

...What can happen to a person when they spend 2 years in the US

Two Hikers Out For a Walk Have Unexpected Company (Funny)

Two hikers are out enjoying the countryside, when they begin to be chased by a bear. The first thing they can think to do is climb the nearest tree...

These Two Simple Ingredients Can Help Simulate Hair Growth!

Proven, natural and effective: these 2 ingredients with support hair growth and prevent thinning and shedding!

Delicious Healthy Coffee Creamer Made With Two Ingredients

For all the coffee lovers out there, this homemade creamer is just the thing to make coffee deliciously creamy, but without all the nasties