Great Joke: The Teddy Bear Mystery
This joke starts with a man meeting a beautiful woman and going back to her apartment...
This Joke Starts With a Man and a Woman Fast Asleep...
This husband got a rude surprise...
This Joke Starts with a Man Searching For the Perfect Woman
An unbelievably perfect man goes on his search for the most beautiful perfect woman.....however, this woman comes with quite the surprise.....
Joke: The Woman of Choice
The life experience of this man with women is quite an ordeal, and so our joke begins with his first dating experience, at age 16...
Joke: The Mystery Woman at the Bar
This bachelor goes into a bar and notices a major hottie, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis.
Joke: The Miracle Man
The police have had trouble determining whether or not their suspects are guilty of committing the crimes they were arrested for.
This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...
An old woman finds a genie and gets 3 wishes in this hilarious joke.
Joke: Every Woman's Wish...
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince...
Joke: A Woman of Good Reason
A farmer took his truck in for repairs. The local mechanic's couldn't do it while he waited: so, as he didn't live far, he said he would just walk home.
Joke: A Woman's Clever Answer
This woman just thought of the perfect answer to this cop's accusation.
This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates
When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...
Joke: The Bartender and the Flirty Woman
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
Hilarious Joke: A Woman's Smart Answer
This Joke Starts With a Pious Woman Going to Confession
A religious woman goes to confession after a night of intense lovemaking with her boyfriend. The priest's reaction is a rather unusual one...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Being Offered Some Wine
A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club
A woman joins a country-club and sets out to play with the guys at 6.30am. She immediately impresses them with her golfing prowess...
Joke: A Woman Sits at a Fine Restaurant...
A pretty young lady is sitting at a restaurant table waiting for her date to arrive. She soon finds out that having a big lunch that day wasn't a good idea...
Joke: The Old Man, the Young Man and the Potato
A young man moved to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn't having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking down the beach...
This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late
A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...
Joke: The Angry Old Woman and Her Bible
An old woman is accosted by a burglar, but she soon has an appropriate response for him. It seems to work...
Joke: That Poor, Poor Man...
A man is out on a golf course, when he hears someone shout "FORE!"
This Joke Starts With a Woman Taking Her Lover Home
A married woman returns home with her lover, only for her 9-year-old son to spot them and hide in the closet. Her husband also arrives soon after...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Visiting the Fortune Teller
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
Funny Joke: The Best Man in the World
The story of a perfect man...
Joke: The Old Man and the Ring
Some people really know how to enjoy life...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation
A woman takes the mic during Mass and begins to tell the congregation of her husband's terrible ailment. Not surprisingly, the congregation is horrified...
Funny Joke: The Heavenly Man Test
The Day of Judgment came, and all the people in the world who were worthy reached heaven, where the heavenly angels divided them into men and women...
Today's Joke: A Desperate Man
Sometimes it's better to be polite, or you may end up paying dearly...
Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods
Joke: The 80 Year Old Pregnant Woman
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor.
Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle
It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...
Joke: A Wanted Man
Employee asks his boss for a raise, as he is in high demand by other companies.
This Joke Starts With a Lady Spending the Night With a Man
When a woman meets a guy at a bar, she inevitably ends up back at his place. To her surprise, there are teddy bears as far as the eye can see.
This Joke Starts With a Woman Playing Bridge With Friends
Fay, a busy housewife, enjoys playing a game of bridge with her female friends, but they'r sick of her lewd jokes. They decide to offer her an ultimatum...
Joke: A Severely Sunburned Man
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
Joke: The Familiar Old Man
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger
An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...
This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...
This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.
Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari
An old man pulls up next to a limited-edition Ferrari at some traffic lights. The driver immediately begins to show him the car, before he decides to floor it..
Joke: The Petrified Man
A pharmacist comes back from his lunch to the pharmacy...
This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
Joke: The Coffee Shop and the Drunk Man
A drunken man walks into a coffee shop one day...
Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...
A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...
Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?
This joke begins with an old man and a younger woman getting married...
Joke: The Scott, the Chinese Man and the Italian
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Thai man are hired at a construction site...
Joke: The Depressed Man And His Problem
A man walks into a bar completely depressed because he can't tell his two horses apart. The barman immediately proposes a solution...
This Joke Starts With An 88-Year-Old Woman Giving Birth
An 88-year-old woman gives birth to a baby thanks to the latest in fertility technology, but the problems related to doing so soon become apparent...
This Joke Begins With a Bar and an Irish Man
This man has a beautiful custom when it comes to family and drinking.
Joke: This Woman Won't Let Her Husband Sleep in Church!
This woman's husband won't stop sleeping during church, so the minister comes up with a genius idea to prevent it...
This Joke Starts With a Man Working At the Post Office
A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...
This Joke Starts With an American Man Buying a Pig
An American man decides to stop off at a farm in the Deep South in order to buy a pig. Things soon start to get weird...
This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab
A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...
This Joke Starts With a Man Trying to Steal a Hat
When a man attempts to steal a hat from a church and fails, he is duly punished. Little did he know that memories of his old one would soon come flooding back..
This Joke Starts With an Ignorant Man Being Whistled At
When a desert dweller decides to use rail transport to visit him, he wanders onto the track. As a whistle is heard, the inevitable happens...
This Joke Starts With a Blind Man Staying at a Hotel...
A blind man visits Texas for the first time...
This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will
A family is at the lawyer's office for the reading of the will of its deceased patriarch. Cousin Dan is also along for the reading, but he isn't well-liked...
Joke: The 160 Year Old Man
A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...
Hilarious Joke: An Act of Kindness to a Homeless Man
When a homeless man asks for two dollars from a man walking down the street, he is surprised by his generous offer. He soon finds out the reason behind it...
Your Woman Translator - The Manslator!
Introducing the Maslator, cutting-edge technology at your fingertips that will translate from what your woman is saying to what she actually means!
This Joke Begins With a Man's Complaint to His Rabbi...
This joke starts with a Jewish son converting...
This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him
This Joke Starts with a Man Paying a Visit to a Rancher
When a Work Force Department officer visits a Montana ranch, he has absolutely no idea what to expect. However, what's going on quickly comes to the fore...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Man of Small Diseases (Rude)
This joke begins with a one-night stand...
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...
Joke: This Man Desperately Needs His Aspirin
A man is after a broadcasting job, but his winking is jeopardizing his chances - He needs some aspirin!
This Joke Starts With An Elderly Man On His Farm
A man is on his farm in Australia when he decides to head to the pond at the back of his property. He soon discovers several women skinny-dipping in it...
This Joke Starts With a Man In a Hired Car In Washington
A tourist is driving about Washington D.C. while driving a rental, when he decides to pull over to buy a snack. He asks a well-to-do man to look after his car..
Joke: The Old Man's Reason For Ceasing to Attend Synagogue
A very old man stopped attending synagogue, to the dismay of the rabbi. When he sees him, he decides to investigate, and his reason is intriguing...
This Joke Starts With a Man Spitting & Cussing On a Corner
A man hitches a ride with someone unknown to him, and the driver soon begins to display his crazy driving skills. He drops him off...
This Joke Starts With a Man Finding Prowlers In His Shed
A man discovers prowlers in his barn, so he promptly calls 911. There are no police cars are available, so he takes matters into his own hands...
This Joke Starts With a Man Driving Through West Texas
When a man breaks down while driving through west Texas, a horse appears to be give him instructions on what he has to do to fix his car...
This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical
An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...
Joke: The Man, the Camera and His Butt
These two guys are sat in their hospital beds having a little chat...
This Joke Starts With A Man Pulling Up Next to a Ferrari
He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)
A man is at a restaurant with his son when he begins to choke on three nickels that he was given to play with. A well-dressed woman calmly walks over to help...
This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde
Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...
Hilarious: An Old Woman Won't Be Beaten Twice
When an old man dies and comes back to life sometime later, his wife can't believe it. The second time he goes, she makes sure she won't be bothered again...
Joke: A Rather Odd Man Is Pulled Over For Speeding
When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...
This Joke Starts With a Man Hanging From the Ceiling
A psychologists goes to see his patients and soon comes across one hanging off the ceiling, and another attempting to saw wood using just his hands...
This Joke Starts With a Man Fed Up of His Blind Date
A man is on a blind date and he's had it up to his eyeballs with his date. He begins to think of excuses about how to get out of there...
This Joke Starts With a Man Hankering After Some Chili
A guy rushes into a diner fancying a bowl of chili, only to be informed that they had just run out. He eyes the man eating the very last bowl of it...
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean
A great joke about the best way to clean dishes...
You Never Know What An Old Man Is Capable Of (Funny Joke)
Three tough guy bikers think that they can do anything they want to an old man quietly minding his own business, but little do they know what's coming for them.
Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife
A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.
Jesus and Moses Tee off with an Old Man (Funny Joke)
Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a round of golf. While all seems pretty normal at first, supernatural things begin to happen...
Funny Joke: A Man Walks into a Toy Shop for a Barbie...
Some toys are worth more than others...
This Joke Start With a Man Going On Trial For Murder...
This defendant is on trial for murder, but he's got faith in his high-flying lawyer to keep him out of jail. Read on to find out what happened...
This Joke Starts With a Man in the Fertilized Egg Business
Whitey is in the fertilized egg business, with several hundred young hens laying eggs for him. The roosters, on the other hand, were far less numerous...
This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital
Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...
Amazing Performance: The Levitating Woman!
Stevie Pink amazes the crowd of reality show 'Britain's Got Talent' as his assistant simply.. floats, without any indication that she is being held up by anything! An amazing sight to see, and beautifully performed!
Funny: The Doctor's Advice Gets This Old Woman in Trouble
Who knew that such a small pill could get someone into so much trouble...
Joke: Man Shoots Duck, But has Trouble Retrieving It...
A lawyer goes duck hunting in rural New Zealand, and it isn't long before he gets his first kill. The only problem is that it has landed in a farmer's land...
Always A Woman To Me...
This may have started as a commercial, but despite it, the end result is one of the most tender and beautiful videos we've seen all year.
Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?
This 84-year-old man has a 22-year-old woman at home, but he seems a bit confused about getting back home to her...
How a Woman Became the Leader of a Lion Pride...
This brave woman steps into the lion's den every day, walking out unharmed. She's no prophet, just a loving and caring foster mother to these cute lionesses.
The Hypnotizing Woman - Funny Prank!
!A funny prank video
Every Man Needs a Fortress: Man Caves!
We men don't need much, we sure don't. All we need is a quiet place to call our own where we're not disturbed, and can enjoy our favorite food, movies, games and perhaps a good cigar or beer.