best god jokes

Funny Joke: An Understanding With God

This joke begins with a hunter muttering a curse to himself...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Nun Talking to God

A blonde nun is talking to God, but she doesn't feel like blonde jokes are fair on women like herself. It turns out, however, that she has a bigger problem.

Joke: When God Was Handing Out Attributes...

God is handing out characteristics to all of the animals, and he's getting close to the end of the list. All the animals have picked except the lions, the beavers, and the pigs. God looks up from the list and says "Who wants courage?"

This Joke Starts With Adam and Eve Talking to God

Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden talking to God. God soon begins to create animal friends as companions for them...

Hilarious Joke: A Chat Between God and Adam

When God spoke to Adam he said...

Joke: God And I Have a Special Relationship!

This joke starts with an incredible story at the doctor's.

Cheeky Joke: The Best Hand

One night, little Adam walked into his parents’ bedroom to find his dad fooling around with his mom.

Joke: The Best Hangover Ever

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.

Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men

An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?

Funny! It Must Be a Sign from God

When a man and woman get into a car accident with each other, things take some unexpected turns...

Joke: The Best Gunfighter Alive

This young Cowboy in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive.

Joke: The Best Bar in the World

Three guys are drinking at a bar and talking about their favorite bars.

Joke: The Best Nursing Home

This old grandmother really likes her new home. She just has one problem...

Thank God For Men? - Hilarious!

You can always count on us man to fix problems, and if not to fix them, find the quickest, easiest... solution? Enjoy these fine examples of how men fix things when they don't really know what they're doing...

Everywhere You Look in Nature, God is There!

These quotes show us that the beauty of nature is a reflection of God.

Joke: The Best Way to Return a Shirt

I went with a friend to buy a grey cotton sweatshirt...

When The Eye of God Blinks!

On the 14th of November, Australia witnessed a full solar eclipse, which cast a shadow on the Northern part of the continent for about 2 minutes. This was a complete solar eclipse, meaning the sun was completely hidden by the moon. Thousands arrived

Funny Joke: The Best Man in the World

The story of a perfect man...

This Joke is One of the Best: Forget Me Not...

Three sisters of age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath...

Joke: Daddy Knows Best!

He's a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on essentials he decides there's nothing for it and heads in.

Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold

A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...

Joke: Honesty ISN'T Always the Best Policy

Once there was a little boy that lived in the country with his father.

Joke: I'm Sure That This is the World's Best Invention

A soldier, sailor and an airman are discussing what they think is the best invention in the world. One of them mentions a thermos...

Short Jokes: The Best of Disgruntled Husbands!

These jokes are all about those men who just don't want to be married any more...

QUIZ: Which Greek god Are You?

This quiz will attempt to test your mettle and see what kind of person you are, and what kind of Greek god most symbolizes you.

Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!

I'm always partial to a good Little Johnny joke, but when there's a collection of them in one place, you know there'll be people falling about laughing...

HILARIOUS: The Very Best of Classic Blonde Jokes!

Blondes aren't stupid, but these classic blonde jokes are still really funny.

QUIZ: Which Greek God Are You?

This quiz will attempt to test your mettle and see what kind of person you are, and what kind of Greek god most symbolizes you.

Video Joke: How to Choose the Best Password

Today I opened a new email account, I always use the same password: "cabbage". It's easy to remember. But it seems the computer had other plans...

Joke: The Best Excuse You Ever Heard

A great joke with a great excuse...

These Puppies All Want to Ask God a Little Question

Those of us who believe all have questions for God, and apparently the same is true for puppies. Take a look at the funny questions they would like to ask.

Why Did God Make Moms - Funny Children's Answers!

Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:

Grandpa's Advice is Always the Best (Hilarious Joke)

It's really sad when a family member passes on to the next life, but there's a piece of them that will always stay with us....

Funny: God Is Rather More Witty Than You Imagine, Pal

A conversation with God is quite a privileged thing, especially when he turns out to be as witty as this...

Giant Joke Collection: 200 of the Best Puns Ever!

Give yourself some quick and easy laughs with this huge collection of short puns! These punny jokes collection are bound to make you squeal with laughter!

God, How Did You Think of the Pine Tree...

The beauty of nature in photos and in words.

Which Ancient Greek God Are You? Quiz Yourself!

Which of the four ancient Greek archetypes do you belong to?

Joke: Looking For Divinity

They just can't find what they're looking for...

Joke: It's All Relative...

A man looks up to the sky and begins to identify shapes in the clouds. He decides to strike up a conversation with God...

Joke: Getting Married in Heaven

This joke begins with 2 people falling in love in the afterlife...

Joke: Jesus vs. the Devil

Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer...

Joke: A War With the Devil

Fed up with God's creations, Lucifer decides to lead an army to destroy humanity...

Joke: Adam's First Eve

When God spoke to Adam he said...

Joke: The Years of Animals

When God created the dog, he said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.

Joke: The Preacher's Paycheck

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise.

Joke: The Message From Above...

God isn't too happy when one of his Angels reports back that just about everyone on earth is misbehaving. He sends a second angel to check things out...

Joke: To Heaven and Back

A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...

The Best of Tommy Cooper - Hilarious!

The Best of Tommy Cooper's Jokes!

Joke: The Weird Letter

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

Animal Joke: The Cat, the Dog and the Parakeet!

This joke begins with a dog, a parakeet and a cat ascending to heaven.

Joke: The Religious Tennis Match

A bishop and a bishop are having a tennis match....

The Best Smart A$$ Answers!

The funniest smart a$$ answers given

Beef Wellington Really is the God of the Culinary World

There are very few things in the culinary world that look as inviting as a freshly baked Beef Wellington. Here's how you can make one.

Joke: St. Peter and the Politicians

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates of Heaven

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock knock jokes are some of my favorite, because you really have to be creative to make some of these! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over!

These Polish Short Jokes Are Hilarious

When we say Polish, we don't mean people from Poland! We all know these 'Polish' people, who always complain but never do anything about it, who always nag and never seem to be happy. Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'Polish' jokes!

Today's Joke: Looking For Divinity

They just can't find what they're looking for...

Joke: The Cheeky Student

One day when I was a junior medical student, a very important Boston surgeon visited the school...

Joke: A Weeee Bit

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison....

Joke: A Flat-Earther in Heaven

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven.

Joke: The Pantomiming Pope

One day the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Rome...

Joke: The Rumor Spreader

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I...

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

These jokes are rude but clever!