best funeral jokes

Joke: The Widow and the Special Words...

This joke begins with a grieving widow at a funeral, when a few men would like to say a few words... literally.

Joke: This Is What $100,000 on a Funeral Will Get You

A man puts $100,000 away for his funeral.

This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral

A Staten Island contractor went to meet his maker following a terrible freak accident. Luckily, he left his wife with a sizable inheritance...

Joke: Three Funerals and a Wedding

A woman makes a new friend at the gym, a beautiful woman. A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage.

Cheeky Joke: The Best Hand

One night, little Adam walked into his parents’ bedroom to find his dad fooling around with his mom.

Joke: The Best Hangover Ever

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.

Short Jokes: The Best of Disgruntled Husbands!

These jokes are all about those men who just don't want to be married any more...

Joke: The Best Gunfighter Alive

This young Cowboy in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive.

Indian Boy Wakes Up At His Very Own Funeral

After being bitten by a stray dog, an Indian teenager was taken off life support, only for him to regain consciousness on the way to his very own funeral!

Joke: The Best Bar in the World

Three guys are drinking at a bar and talking about their favorite bars.

Joke: The Best Nursing Home

This old grandmother really likes her new home. She just has one problem...

Joke: The Best Way to Return a Shirt

I went with a friend to buy a grey cotton sweatshirt...

Funny Joke: The Best Man in the World

The story of a perfect man...

This Joke is One of the Best: Forget Me Not...

Three sisters of age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath...

Joke: Daddy Knows Best!

He's a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on essentials he decides there's nothing for it and heads in.

Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold

A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...

Joke: Honesty ISN'T Always the Best Policy

Once there was a little boy that lived in the country with his father.

Joke: I'm Sure That This is the World's Best Invention

A soldier, sailor and an airman are discussing what they think is the best invention in the world. One of them mentions a thermos...

Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!

I'm always partial to a good Little Johnny joke, but when there's a collection of them in one place, you know there'll be people falling about laughing...

HILARIOUS: The Very Best of Classic Blonde Jokes!

Blondes aren't stupid, but these classic blonde jokes are still really funny.

Video Joke: How to Choose the Best Password

Today I opened a new email account, I always use the same password: "cabbage". It's easy to remember. But it seems the computer had other plans...

Joke: The Best Excuse You Ever Heard

A great joke with a great excuse...

Grandpa's Advice is Always the Best (Hilarious Joke)

It's really sad when a family member passes on to the next life, but there's a piece of them that will always stay with us....

Giant Joke Collection: 200 of the Best Puns Ever!

Give yourself some quick and easy laughs with this huge collection of short puns! These punny jokes collection are bound to make you squeal with laughter!

Joke: Fred's Last Important Note

Always check before you read something aloud...

Joke: A Ghostly Advice

When I was about 7 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a co-worker of his, someone I didn't even know.

Have You Heard This Joke? 4th Marriage's the Charm!

An 80-year-old lady was being interviewed by a local news station because she had just gotten married for the fourth time...

These Polish Short Jokes Are Hilarious

When we say Polish, we don't mean people from Poland! We all know these 'Polish' people, who always complain but never do anything about it, who always nag and never seem to be happy. Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'Polish' jokes!

The Best of Tommy Cooper - Hilarious!

The Best of Tommy Cooper's Jokes!

Joke: The Same Old Sandwich

There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff...

This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

The Best Smart A$$ Answers!

The funniest smart a$$ answers given

Joke: A Remembrance Service For the Farm Dog

A farmer named loses his dog. Wishing to give him an appropriate send-off, the man tries to arrange a funeral...

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock knock jokes are some of my favorite, because you really have to be creative to make some of these! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over!

Have You Heard This Joke? You Can't Take it With You...

Are there banks in heaven?

Joke: The Husband's Secret Technique

A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having. All these years? Well, they're gone!'

This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates

When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

This Trio of Mother-in-law Jokes Will Have You In Stitches

Who doesn't love a good mother-in-law joke? We certainly do here at BabaMail. That's why we've put a trio of hysterically funny jokes together for you.

My Best Friend...

We call them man's best friend, but they are loyal to all of us - man, woman or child - dogs love humans, always have and always will. And we love them back! Enjoy some heart warming photos of the animal that loves us most.

Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes

When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...

These Are Some of the Best Lines I've Ever Heard.

Some of the best lines ever said!

Joke: Who Was That On the Phone?

Sometimes a phone call tell you everything you need to know...

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.

Joke: The Lessons of Marriage

n their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked...

Joke: That's Not It...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

The Best of Creative Storage Solutions!

In today's world, it is becoming more and more important to know how to compartmentalize. And so we see a lot of advances in compact, comfortable furniture. Here are some excellent and creative examples of what you can do to minimize space and maximi

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of...

Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Over 100 jokes about money.

Joke: It's Just a Mini...

You'll be surprised at what a mini can do...

Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!

Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!

Joke: A True Story

This joke proves some stories are too weird for fiction.

Joke: A Question of Origins

My 3 year old daughter came to me and asked: “Mommy, where does poo come from?”

Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...

A blind man enters a bar, carefully, and finds his way to a barstool.

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

These jokes are rude but clever!

Joke: The Volunteer to Mars

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

Joke: Follow the Plow

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm...

Joke: Senior Birth Control

An elderly woman went into the pharmacy...

Joke: It's a Miracle!

A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor's office...

Joke: The Snake Test

A priest, a doctor, and a politician are kidnapped by an evil psychopath.

Joke Collection: 90 Hilariously Serious Anti-Jokes!

Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes

Joke: The Mystery Pain

For years Frank's knees or elbows would start to ache at 8:50am and 8:50pm.

This Joke Begins With A Crowded Bar...

Why do octopus have 8 arms? All will be revealed in this slippery joke!

Joke: The Duck Rule

When three guys die in an accident and go to Heaven, St. Peter is first to remark on the ugliness of one of their wives...

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

more than 40 jokes, puns and one liners featuring bartenders.

Have You Heard This One? The Best of Everything!

This old grandmother really likes her new home. She just has one problem...

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke Collection: 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes!

While there's nothing funny about the Covid-19 virus itself. It's the nature of humanity to deal with scary situations by laughing at its face. It's not making light of the situation, it's the jokes that make fun of something we're all currently scar

Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.

The Best Natural Remedies for a Sunburn

These fast working and natural remedies are just what you need to relief your pain and help your skin heal from the damages of the sun.