Walker Jokes

Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
May you be granted no memory,
Of the people you wished took a hike,
May your luck hold out for decades,
Bringing you only the folks you like.

May your eyes never fail you,
When you need to tell the difference,
May your walker go from zero to 60,
So you could stay at a safe distance.

(Kevin Nishmas)