Uh Jokes

Garden Puns

A man walks into a flower shop "I'd like some flowers please."
"Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?"
He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..."
"Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?"

Pick Up Lines

(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.